While the world seems to have a solution for every problem, an app for everything, one simple problem about Bubbles and Crisis bother no one. How to make bubbles less bubbly and crisis less severe. We are so busy counting our crypto wealth, it does not bother us whether the wealth is here tomorrow and gone tomorrow. We write stories about how Google sentiment drives bitcoin prices or vice versa, unaware of the fact that a few decades ago we were wondering whether the sunspots used to lead the economic cycle or vice versa. The fragmented nature of our research and markets and focus on causality is the reason we are happy betting on alpha as alphabets rule the world and not focus on alphabots that allow disruption for the general good.